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Inside the Jedi Temple.

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Inside the Jedi Temple.

freeindie:

This is what $19.50 got you in 1992.

And I paid upwards of $100 just for the RHCP last year!

freeindie:

This is what $19.50 got you in 1992.

And I paid upwards of $100 just for the RHCP last year!

It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of somebody else’s life with perfection.
The Bhagavad Gita
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Fox-cubs after sunset | image by Lise De Serres

neiture:

Fox-cubs after sunset | image by Lise De Serres

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth…not going all the way, and not starting.
Buddha quotes (Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.)
Old Brat

Forwarded email time….

This is a true report1.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart.

Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
  1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
  2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
  3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
  4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
  5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
  6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
  7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
  8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.
  9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
  10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were..
  11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.
  12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
  13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
  14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
  15. And last, but not least.. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.

Source: unknown.

Footnotes:

  1. The email claims this is a true report. I have my doubts… until proven

Some Laws Newton forgot!
Another one of those worthy forwarded emails…
Law of Queue

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Bath
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Source: unknown
The National Poetry Contest

The National Poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were both given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu”

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He confidently stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy. No way could the redneck top this, they thought.

The redneck, with sweat rolled down his face, made his way to the microphone and said:

A friend and I a hunting went,
We spied three maidens in a tent,
They being three, we being two,
I bucked one and Tim bucked two

The redneck went to the finals.